Hijackings the game, don't be ashamed. Step right up! step right up! and join us at the carnival over at the Faux News Nation website forum. Joining is a slice of cake:
1. Get a screen name.
~Lets just say White_Teabagger101
2. Give them a fake name.
~Lets just say Rick James
3. Prove your elitist liberal credentials.
~When it ask you about your eduction level, choose the highest one possible.
~Job tile? President/Vice President of course!
~Number of employees you hire? Why not 5000+
5. WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR MAILING ADDRESS... You might get Faux News junk mail. Yuck!
4. Enter in the verification code and... NEXT STOP WINGNUT LAND!
Enjoy the never ending fun and excitement of Wingnut Land, where even simple words like "memberr" and "sence" are misspelled and other words like God, freedom, and patriots are used regularly and interchangeably.
Have you heard? Barrack Ostallin is a fascist now! Be sure to keep up with the news in Wingnut Land because tomorrow he might be a socialist! Don't have the time to keep up with the ever changing news regarding Obama's political ideology? THAT'S OKAY! Half if not all of the citizens of Wingnut Land know the difference between the two anyway.
Do you have something to say? Feel free to say it! We here at Wingnut Land love freedom, including free speech. LIBERALS! FEEL FREE TO POST COMMENTS ON OUR MESSAGE BOARDS EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH US. But act now before it is too late! Any day now Obama and his stormtroopers could come knocking at the Wingnut Land door. (As of Monday there were only 300 of us left who knows how small we will be tomorrow...)
Well folks, I hope you all make your way over to Wingnut Land real soon. Don't be shy! The Faux News KoolAide is just fine... At least, that is what Glenn Beck told me.
Love,
~Some one who knows the truth about fixed news and hope you do too.
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