#10 Pander to the right at the expense of the traditional base i.e. women, minorities, LBGT's, Labor,public school teachers and administrators.
#9 Vote against the hate crimes bill in an attempt to get the haters to vote for you.
#8 Vote against the health care reform bill to pander to the Obama haters.
#8 Stop showing up for forums and debates because you don't want to answer questions.
#7 Diss African American Political organizations before they can diss you because you voted against the hate crimes bill and the health care reform bill and call yourself a new democrat.
#6 Recycle the Lilly Ledbetter endorsement in order to appeal to "working women" after you've thrown women under the health care reform bus by voting for the Stupid, I mean Stupak amendment.
#5 Release a poll to your supporters telling them everything is fine go back to sleep. Black voters are going to vote for you despite the fact you voted against the hate crimes bill and the health care reform bill because you're black, and white voters are going to vote for you despite the fact you are black because you voted against the health care reform bill and the hate crimes bill. Do you need some Dramamine to go with that spin?
#4 Start a controversy about your opponent's campaign bank loan because you can't talk about the issues or your agenda.
#3 Pretend like you don't understand why State Senator Hank Sanders and the UMWA endorse your opponent.
#2 Share some unfortunate news about your opponents campaign.
#1 When all else fails, play the race card and resort to race baiting. "Race tinged letter" my Donkey.
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