An Open Letter to Donald Trump

Open Letter to Donald Trump by MES on Friday, April 1, 2011 at 1:09am
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Dear Don,

Your ignorance is encyclopedic, I think you should apply to Fox as a comedic blogger for the notion that you can successfully run for president. You have a fidelity problem, (3 marriages) and a financial problem...you know filing for bankruptcy twice. Oh, let's not forget the monuments to your ego, buildings and buildings named TRUMP and your whore pageants that seem to have one boozed up train wreck after another one step away from either porno or a stint on celebrity rehab.

After the popularity of your show The Apprentice has waned, you have now decided to threaten us with the prospective run for the White House in 2012. Are conservative republican's so desperate for a strong personality that whenever one emerges they go ga ga? “If I run and if I win this country will be respected again. This country will be respected again!” That will be an amazing feat. You think that you can sit Putin and Medvedev at the boardroom with Ivanka and over talk them? Do you believe that you can "fire" one of the Saudi Royals or one of the tin pot dictators in North Africa and the Middle East and have them escorted out the building?

You are going to spend a billion dollars "allegedly" to run for president as a conservative, but you need to know one thing. YOU WILL NEVER EVER WIN THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION. For you to win the republican nomination it would require memory loss and a suspension of disbelief of the most epic proportions. I'm talking Glenn Beck, suspension of belief. You were a republican, then you became a independent, and between in 2001-2009 became a Democrat, now you are switching back to the Gop. So we are all over the political spectrum, but you backed up your leftist leanings with cash donations to *gasp* Hillary Clinton, Charles Rangel and Rahm Emanuel. Back in 1999 you stated that you were pro-choice, advocated health care reform, so to speak. You recently told fox resident Scientology's Greta Van Sustern, I’m pro-life. I think that’s a big social issue.” And on health care? You promise to end it, because it's unconstitutional.

Another, thing you want to try is raise a 25% tariff on Chinese goods so they can revalue their currency. I didn't go to business school, but I do know that the consumers will eat the cost of whatever you are proposing, and people like you will be fine but people like me will most certainly experience the consequences of your game of chicken with the global markets.


When I hear you talk, the image of Fredo Corleone exclaiming, "I'm smart", to Michael right before he set's him up and has him murdered for betraying him. Now it seems that you have become a birther and you don't believe President Obama was born in the US. Here we go again with this b.s....Now you think that the "reason" Obama is hiding is birth certificate is because he is hiding secret Muslim affiliations, even though his birth certificate has been available for 3 years and there is no mention of religion on birth certificates as far as I know. Is that rug on your head so tight that it has cut off circulation to your brain? You do know that Hawaii is a state? Even if his religion were listed as "Muslim" on his birth certificate, he would've been a baby. His mother could've put martian warlock and it wouldn't affect anything with his faith AS AN ADULT.

It's pathetic that you want to play the "if you aren't a christian, or the screwed up Americanized version of Christianity, then you aren't worthy of holding public office, holding a job, or living game. You have the money, but it's obvious that you don't have the brains, it's a good idea to watch out for someone that wears roadkill on their head. Will any respect that I once had for you return? I thought at some point it could return, but after this birther nonsense, I realized that it's gone for good. You are just another bigoted bully that will say and do anything to win. You are jumping in the cesspool with the rest of the sharks that don't know much about anything. When someone is tugging at the rope as hard as you are, it's best to let them have all they want, because they usually get tangled up and eventually hang themselves.

Enjoy playing the "stupid card", but what it won't get you is what you want and that's to hear two words: "You're hired".